Exactly what IS the Kavorka?

The Kavorka (Pronounced Kah-vor-kah) is a word which originated from the Latvian Orthodox term meaning "the lure of the animal". It is often described as a curse, making someone irresistible to you, one person or several are naturally drawn to you at the same time.  Made famous by an episode of the sitcom Seinfeld and mastered by Cosmo Kramer. In urban terms, your swagga is off the charts.

Not everyone gets to experience this. Its a gift. As long as you understand and respect the power of the Kavorka, the world can be yours.

So how do you know you got the Kavorka ?  Let me paint this picture for y’all…….

So your on a bit of dry spell, the fish just ain’t biting, to put it short....you just ain't getting any booty.
Then for some unexplained reason your game  starts blowing up! Random txt’s or e-mails from  shortys from the past asking you  to link up. You get eye fucked by strangers and familiars alike. Its like you got this vibe that you just cant turn off, your game is tight without you even trying. They will be holler’n at you in biblical proportions! So be ready.

Now stay wit me on this people, the Kavorka doesn’t last forever, so you gotta roll with it when you got it! Welcome it in like a drunk chick sitting on your doorstep at 3am…..ummm…..yeah, maybe forget that analogy. The point is when you got it, you gotta take advantage of it. And once you got it, you’ll get it again, don’t worry…Get it?

So remember the next time you go on a streak, when the opposite sex or the same sex (not that here is anything wrong with that) is taking interest in you in what may seem like excessive proportions…. it may be your own game, you may have the right swagga but NEVER dismiss, challenge, deny or argue, the power of the Kavorka.

Submitted by Marcus Graham

Time well wasted:

Check out this website if you haven't already,...time well wasted.

It's all about competitions, like best mid air photo, video starring contests, most burps in 3 minutes.

stupid shit like that. You can enter yourself or challenge others.

Got a few celebs on this if that’s your thing Jessica Alba is a big user.

Kim Kardashian, Baron Davis, Steve Nash, Lady Gaga, Anna Ferris, Will Ferrell to name a few....

You can actually login with you facebook or twitter accounts for all you die hards..

Kinda funny but a complete waste of time.

One of my favourites; competition: If You Were The Opposite Gender You Would...

www.ibeatyou.com

Enjoy….

Sex with the EX Part 2

Got some interesting feedback on Sex with the Ex..so here is part 2. (This is for you MG)

Now as far as sex with the Ex goes, there IS a statute of limitations.
 This largely depends on the amount of time spent in the relationship AND the current situation of both people involved. In other words enough time has to pass,  and circumstances have to agree,
in order to turn your Ex.....into just a familiar next.

As a general rule the Statute of limitations for this kind of activity is 2 years. Here are some guidelines:

• For relationships longer  than 3 years you'll have to add another year. (Unless she is fine as hell)
  
• Both parties must have moved on (ie: Dated others), and MUST be single. 
• Hookups should be coincidental and circumstantial, not planned.
• After wax'n dat ass, there must be NO reminiscing of the past.

Follow these simple guidelines and enjoy drama free Sex with the Ex.

Yeah like I said....You're welcome.

Sex with the EX

Recently someone holler’d at a Ninja on the topic of Ex Sex.

In this particular situation, Homeboy’s ex put it out there that she wanted to pone, as well as start a friends with benefits campaign.That was the objective, the mission and the destination. But he was unsure of what to do.  He wanted revenge sex…..to hit it and split it or get the last word if you will.

To Pone or not to Pone…that is the question. Now all primal urges aside, if you are approaching this with your head and not you loins (Did I just say that…?), you’ll want to examine the situation a bit closer.
This is how it ended.  You got dogged, played out , he\she went off with someone new and left  with a broken heart (It’s ok playa…it happens).You weren’t really friends to begin with and he\she still annoys the shit out of you. So now they are single, fresh off getting dropped by the very person they left you for….

Why are they calling you now? I’ll tell you why. Cause you got two important things: Value and Swagga. You’ve always had the value; and a lot of things going for you. Now they’re recognizing it. And as for Swagga…shit man…… you bleed’n it son. Swagga is what makes you unique, distinctive and definitive. Swagga is also your character, personality, attitude and style all rolled into one.

In the end Ex- Sex can be fun and familiar, but if you’re questioning it…then examine why. The moral of the story is, after a hard break up you can lose your Swagga, but once you get it back…ain’t no stopping you. So don’t waste it on your ex. It’s just not worth it in the end and you’ll feel better for not even going there….That’s all I gotsta say about that….

Or you can just wax dat ass like the world is about to end tomorrow…
The choice is yours…

U got it bad.....

R&B superstar Usher lost more than US$1 million in jewellery, clothing and other items when someone broke into his SUV on 

Dec. 14, 2009 outside an AT&T store across from Lenox Square mall in Atlanta, GA.

Someone broke into the 2007 GMC Yukon and took two laptops, two garment bags, a laptop bag, a jewellery bag, four cameras and assorted clothing from the vehicle.According to the detailed police report, the missing items included five watches, three necklaces, two rings and six bracelets valued at $1 million as well as a Louis Vuitton garment bag worth $3,000 and $50,000 in assorted clothing. Total value of items taken: $1,065,70!!!!! that is just ridiculous!!


Now…Usher or not…who in their right mind travels around with $1Million dollars in items at a given time? And who leaves them in the car?  Where would one be going with these type of items? That’s just a combo of Arrogance and stupidity. I mean I won’t even leave my iPod on the car seat! This dude leaves 1 million dollars worth of shit in his unattended car. (Which was an 07 model by the way...... Try to keep current homeboy….)


For his sake I hope that his insurance policy covers “Bling”!  Imagine being the insurance adjuster on this? When my shit got jacked, they made a big deal about my measly claim for a TV and some electronics! This guy files a claim for $1 million dollars!!  Now I kinda think I cheated myself on my claim…..


But I imagine that some of the items won’t be hard to recognize when they start surfacing..... like a Diamond encrusted U pendant, which I’m guessing you don’t see every day.
Then again…..who am I to say? Homey leaves $1 million dollars for the taking in his vehicle!!! I'm not saying a crime hasn't been committed and people shouldn't be charged,...but..I’m just say’n…..


Keep strong brutha...you got it bad..

Make sure you got clean underwear on.......

I’m assuming that most of us especially in our earlier years have spent time on public transit. We’ve all seen things from the Bizarre to the downright nasty.

But imagine walking on to the bus (or Subway) and being surrounded by pant-less people. Yeah I said it. NO PANTS. Disturbing actually when you think of what you are bound to see.

We always envision some sort of sexiness when it comes to public nudity weather full or partial. But realistically the general public may not look like what we’d hoped for when we envision a group of naked people.

January 10, 2010  marked the 9th installment of the No pants Subway ride. This playful prank, orchestrated by Improv Everywhere (www.improveverywhere.com), was started in 2002 in NYC and has since gained massive popularity. A reported 44 cites took part in the festivities this year.

To me, the idea of letting your junk hang out, protected by a thin layer of cotton, in the middle of winter, perplexes me as to why someone would do this. It doesn't make sense but ,Yet at the same time intrigues me.

This takes a certain type of cockiness…Bravado if you will to go out like this. Not gonna front..if this was organized in my city…I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t consider participating.

Mama always said "make sure you have clean underwear on....."and this is one of those instances,
all though I’m quite sure she hardly envisioned it like this.......

Here are some of the better photos of the event. Enjoy..

 

For more photos of the events see www.improveverywhere.com 

Panty Dropper for 2010

Aighht ya'll this song is getting MAD reviews and hailed as a panty dropper for 2010.
It's Robin Thicke and he's back with Ludacris, on this remix of the title track off RT's latest album "Sex Therapy".

Click "READ MORE" to hear the track on Youtube, not the official video but you'll get what I mean...Enjoy.


I can't say enough about this album. If your a Robin Thicke fan, or even not, you truly stand to be, his first album was Dope, second album...is of the chain.



Keep those panties dropping.

Props to the Wingman.

This goes out to all the solid Wingmen (and women) who rarely get the props they truly deserve.
The wingmans effort often gets overshadowed when the mission has been completed, and unfortunatly that is par for the course of the wingman. His gift, is also his (or her) curse.  Ok from now on lets just think unisex...I'm getting tired of referencing both sexes.
 There are a few traits that your wingman must possess.  All are important, some more than others but in the end you can't have one without the other.

Focus on the mission: Proabably the most important of all. Your wingman must understand his position. He is there not to "distract" but to build and sustain interest while you kick your game.
He is there to support you, not compete with you.

Must Compliment your Game: And know your game, there is nothing worse that a wingman going in a different direction than you are. You gotta be on point. This can't be rehearsed or bottled. Your wingman must know you.

Quick wit: He knows when and where to enter the conversation. He knows when he needs to speak up or shut up. He can read the situation and give you a quick out if things get awkward, uncomfortable or just plain aren't working for you.

Be your Eyes: Has to be on the lookout for the 3 C's. Crazys, Crunkness & cock blockers.
He's gotta have his head on a swivel. Gotta have vision and see the room. On the alert for Crazy chicks, Crunk people who fuck up your shit unknowingly and the worst of all the cock blockers. For those of you who don't know. A cock blocker is a individual or group, determined to interfere with the operation at hand.

Wingman has gotta have his own game: If he doesen't then you just out of luck. When things start happening, your wingman has got to be prepared to fly solo. He may have to entertain two or three.
Regardless he's gotta have mad game, if he don't, be prepared to work very quickly

In the end we've all been on both sides of the fence. There is a time to be the wingman and time to be the pilot. Either way join me in giving mad props to the wingman and women out there.

Respect.

2010 New Years Resolutions

First off let me state for the record that the notion of NYR (If you can't figure out this acronym, I've given you way too much credit), are kind of absurd. Don't get me wrong...I believe that there is something valid in doing things different, or making changes the next year. And if it makes you a better person then good for you, but if it is something you should already be doing, then why wait to make it a NYR? Why not just make the change right away? So if you must make some here are some ideas....

1.) Stop using the word "Chillax", you are either chilln' or Relaxing. Not both, and not some sort of hybrid sate of "taking it easy".

2.) Try going 3 days without texting "LOL", gradually move on to a week, then a month.

3.) Stop using the word "Cheers", as some sort of filler\alternate word for thank you , good to see you or goodbye.

4) Don't be such a cheap ass and pay for a round every once in a while.

5) Never again engage in the endless debate over the existence of the Twilight Saga: Enough already. I'm sure that adults find the books "easy to read" as they should for most teenage literature, don't ya think? . If you like it, then read it, if you don't, then leave it, but keep me out of it.

6) Stop constantly updating Facebook and Twitter status with useless shit. Nobody cares how long the lineup is at the grocery store, that you just "ate the best meal ever!", or that your boyfriends tests came back and he's "clean", but you. Get over it.

7) If you use OMG! Please see #2

8) Stop hating on Tiger Woods...The dude fucked up! he was wrong and he's gotta live with it, not you.

9) Stop putting yourself in celebrity's shoes: (Tiger Woods)..."Dude, if I had a wife like that, I would never cheat on her in a million years..." First off, you could NEVER get a woman like that in 10 million years. You just couldn't.....So drop it.

10) Don't be such an asshole...that's a merging lane and you know it.

HAPPY NEW YEAR to all! Make 2010 count for something.