A Countdown to Love

What if a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate? Now that would be interesting? Would life now be a little bit more boring or maybe a little bit more exciting?

Me and the wifey saw this great flick last night on that very own concept. I rarely get time to watch a lot of movies but this is definitely on my recommendation list for the month of July.



...personally I would never get one, a timer that is, it takes the fun out of life's most exciting mystery.

The difference between Creepy and Cute

To the Ladies:
So your out with your girls at a lounge, all dressed up, looking all sexy and feeling good. A man walks up and as he eyes you up and down, he tells you how sexy you look in that dress and wants to steal you away from your friends for a drink at the bar.  What do you do? What happens now? I'll tell you..The answer is?...... it depends...... Walk with me.

Scenario #1

Variable: This guy was traditionally ugly. Bad teeth, not the sharpest dresser and looked like he's done time for crimes of passion.
Reaction: Strait out dis. Now how harsh you are will depend on your personality, but I'm willing to bet that more often than not most of y'all would be cold to this guy. Who realistically, has to somewhat know that you are out of his league, and muster up crazy levels of courage to approach you, let alone in front of your friends.
Diagnosis: That dude was creepy. You are appalled that he thinks that you would consider even hanging with him for a minute (Stop me if I'm being to hard on you ladies).

Scenario #2

Variable: The guy is decent looking, not a real head turner but not a troll either. Plain and easily forgettable.
Reaction: You MAY make him work harder, he may get a polite no thank you or you will take the drink but right where you are sitting. But hells no, you ain't leaving your crew for this guy.
Diagnosis: You almost feel sorry for him for some reason. You may think he is a bit strange, maybe not creepy. In the end this dude is leaving empty handed.

 Scenario #3

Variable: Homeboy is a Stud. Good looking guy, well built, dresses well.
Reaction: Big smile, you completely oblige and leave you crew for the time being. At the bar you share a few laughs and he gets your number. When you get back from the bar, both you and your girls are impressed by his Swagga.
Diagnosis: I already said it...Swagga, you love this guys Swagga. You are impressed that he approached you in front of all your girls. You admire his confidence and you'll probably end up giving it up at some point.

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Depends? Yes it does. Ladies, your reaction to this scenario depends on the level of attraction you hold for this dude. You complain how guys don't have guts anymore or you don't get approached when you go out. Here is the thing....you do get approached, problem is you just can't control who steps to you and when. So the next time someone steps to you open an honestly, give them a chance.

Keepin it real...

Brutal Truth: Rules of the booty call

Not everyone is well versed in the booty call. It can be very therapeutic if used correctly. Here are some things to think about when considering....dat ass.

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 Leave the emotional BS at home. This is a booty call not a therapy session on Dr.Phil. A lot of people make "friends" with their booty call. Pick one or the other or it will get messy.
                  
 No stay overs - Unless it was good and you are planning a repeat performance in the morning.
 You ain't gotta go home.....just as long as you ain't here. 
                                                              
Both parties gotta be feeling the hookup...if one doesn't...no hard feelings (Mostly cause there should be no feelings at all)

Meeting in public? Oh hells no...UNLESS...you meet JUST before you link up.

If you see one another in public, the tryst is never discussed. Acknowledgments can be made and a friendly approach and hello can be permitted, but remember this is not a relationship.

Use text messaging as a means of communication, the "call" is a term,lets get with the times.
If a call is to be made....No calls before 9pm...that leads to talking.

Dirty Talk not Baby talk.

In the end, these are merely guidelines in order to keep your booty call in check, they are unisex and should be considered when it comes to matters of the booty. Everyone has got their own rules, friends with benefits, and exceptions to the rules. Just be safe and respect each other. If you want out then just say it. Booty calls ironically are some of the most honest relationships out there.
Keep bang'n.... and...stay sexy people...