Why we loves us some crazy....

Because most of them are.
Now instead of stopping the post right there, I'll elaborate. Ladies and fellas hear me out.
Guys, we've been there.  More than likely we've ignored our deal breakers, red flags and all alarms. Our friends, family, co-workers, neighbors and passers by have all warned us is some way or another.
She made us question our own sanity and possibly hers as well.
She takes many forms, whether it be the sex pot bartender, or the booty girl from down the street, or that zesty redhead from accounting...What ever she is, she Oozes sexy, she's got passion beyond belief, and an can have men jumping through hoops. She is...The Crazy girl.
She is over emotional, she needs to be the center of attention socially and she won't hesitate with the drama. So I ask....Why do we want them so bad? It's the passion, the unpredictability, the intense situations which turn us into addicts    Answer: Fellas-- we loves us some crazy..but not too crazy.

This Ninja has seen some Crazy, sometimes crazy is good, sometimes not so good, drama is always BAD. But in certain situations we have a hand in turning a little crazy..in to A LOT of crazy!

Traditionally we men usually react with less emotion than women. So when a heated situation between Mars and Venus arises...Women usually react with a lot more emotion.
Neither is better or worse depending on the situation, just different, but the same. Follow me?
What men view as crazy, is the deemed unnecessary emotional reaction or OVER reaction in difficult and or social situations. Men have a hard time understanding why women get so emotional over things that can be solved rationally (Doesn't mean we are being rational). So when tears appear or voices get raised, we have been socially conditioned to see crazy. When we mention crazy...that when we really see it. Don't call a woman crazy, cause THEN, you'll really see crazy. Women hate to be called crazy, and men constantly call them crazy. Guys, lets keep that as an internal thought.  Realistically there is no clear way around it, lets accept it and deal with it (Cause it can be fun..like that redhead  the other night, man was she nuts...err, ummmm...back to my point). Fellas heed my warning (I know you won't), stay away from crazy, we can see it coming a mile away.
But then again, you know you kinda like it.

Guys be good to your Woman,
Women be good to your man.
And live in love and happiness.


Coming soon: Why men are assholes...

Open Letter to the people at Lululemon

Dear Lulu,
          I would like to thank you for your contribution to the "Renaissance of the Booty", which for the remainder of this article be called simply "the Renaissance".

The passion and craftsmanship involved in creating your pants and shorts has not gone unnoticed. It has allowed women to now freely daunt the booty which they may have hidden before. It has given men (and women), who otherwise may not be "Booty" men (or women) something to smile about, and you've converted the non-booty believers, into the booty faithful.

In my otherwise humble opinion your contribution  the Renaissance should be considered for the Nobel Prize.Although there is not currently a category to address these achievements, your work is recognized and should be rewarded. You make an otherwise bad booty look good, a good booty look great and what you do  to a great booty...brings a grown man to tears (we call it an onion booty).

So in closing, I would like to thank everyone from concept to design, warehouse to store, and each and every salesperson on the front lines. You are doing a great job and your contribution to the Renaissance HAS NOT gone un-noticed..


Signed...
Mankind and Ninjas everywhere.